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Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.
-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.
Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.
Wack my dildo daddy
Wanna wack my dildo?
Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.