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roughly akin to butter face, this condition in indicative of an attractive female figure as viewed from behind, whereas viewed from in front, is nauseating.
I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.
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The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.
Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease
A blend word of Cringe and venereal used on social media when you cannot get rid of a trending topic, or person that is extremely cringe-worthy.
I can’t seem to get this guy off my time line😩
I’ve been cringe free for almost 2 weeks after muting him!
This guy is a cringe-arial disease on twitter....he just won’t go away😭
A rare form of erectile dysfunction in which afflicted males experience opposite physical reactions when in states of
sexual arousal or normal mood.
All those poor bastards can't get it up to wank off to some porn. -Unknown Reporter
Thanks to this Disease I cant sit on the train without women feeling like I'm checking them out, shit's tough ya know? - Tadj-Kapp Disease Victim
A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.
"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"
A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.
"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"