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A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.
My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P
‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’
Sexual disassociated identity disorder is when someone sexual personality chooses to have sexual relations with person place
Or thing
This also relates to sexual abuse
Ricky suffered from sexual dissociative identity disorder.
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Clout Disorder: The disorder in which a person with a lot of clout becomes to full or him/her self and ignores anyone he may deem "unpopular."
that guy Sponker has clout disorder, he wont even axe duel me!
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A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.