The thug disorder

The thug disorder, also known as "The hood virus", is a common disorder that black men are often diagnosed with. It appears between the age of 16-20, and as for now, there's no cure to it. The thug disorder makes the individual "throw it back" in public places, with no control over it.

Tyrone : Yo Jerome, I heard Caleb was diagnosed with the thug disorder.
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*

selective capability disorder

Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times

My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!

Obsessive Opp Disorder

"obsessive opps disorder" might refer to an enemy who is intensely fixated on another enemy to the extent that they are willing to endanger their own well-being or freedom in pursuit of that obsession. This could manifest as a relentless and extreme focus on a rival or adversary, disregarding personal safety or consequences in the process. It may be a slang or colloquial expression used in certain urban communities to describe this kind of intense and reckless behavior towards a perceived opponent

Bro suffering from obsessive opp disorder "ood" he almost died because of it yesterday!

obsessive opp disorder

obsessive opps disorder might refer to an enemy who is intensely fixated on another enemy to the extent that they are willing to endanger their own well-being or freedom in pursuit of that obsession. This could manifest as a relentless and extreme focus on a rival or adversary, disregarding personal safety or consequences in the process. It may be a slang or colloquial expression used in certain urban communities to describe this kind of intense and reckless behavior towards a perceived opponent

Those dude went to jail and a few died because the couldn't control their obsessive opp disorder.

Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition

My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart

Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.

Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.

Panic Disorder

Under the tongue root, a fight most dread. While another rages behind in the head.
Robert Graves The White Goddess - Battle of the Trees (32-35)

What does it feel like to be inside the head of somebody who's has a panic disorder? Well you should read an excerpt from the book White goddess. You're literally fighting inside your head with two different emotions. Good and bad. Calm and fear.