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That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing
yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later
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V. The act of knocking on your neighbors doors in the middle of the night when you are completely drunk off your ass and not remembering anything.
PMase got arrested last night when went drunk knocking in his neighborhood and tried to teabag old Mr. Folger. Luckily Mr. Folger didn't have his dentures in.
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To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight
Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
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Drunk enough to get drawn on, but still trying to get laid
Your boy is so drunk, that he cannot notice he is being drawn on while he is trying to get laid by an ugly girl, he is lovey drunk
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A level of drunk so profound that you have an incessant need for Cheerios or another food and no amount of embarrassment will stop you.
Dang did you see Nicole last night? She was Cheerios Drunk, she was eating them straight off the floor faster then my dyson could.
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The art of drunk texting someone with words of nonsense very similar to a drunk dial.
Sarah- i just got a text from Dirk that said "I jtste codc all ocioer yup."
Nancy- awwwww girl you got drunk bombed.
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When you get really drunk on the team bus. Weather you're on the team or not.
Hey man how was the game last night?
Good but our dads got JJ drunk!
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