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When a couple is having sex in the reverse cowgirl position. As the male is about/starting to climax, the female plucks hair from the males sphincter causing him to launch her into low orbit out of pain/ecstasy.
Tina decided to try a Space Ex last night and now It hurts for me to wipe.
porn star, famous plate spinner, mum to 4, famous feet blogger
mum! jay ex em em ay is in my bedroom touching my feet
Elyas EX is a completely emotionless person who would not care about anything in the world. He has impeccable strength and is the opposite of the Ekyas you probably know. This only occurs when Elyas is angry and can come in rare occasions for short periods of time.
"You really want to die, don't you?" Elyas EX
October 30th is national hit up your ex day.
“Hey mark, wanna get back together for national hit up your ex day?”
When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.
Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.
It December 4th try fucking ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.