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August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?
You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
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My first boyfriend I was with five years, and my second was for seven years so I would call him my Main Ex.
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The act of cucking your ex, typically through video either as a form of revenge, or sadism.
"You remember my ex? The one I was with for 3 years, we were waiting for marriage before sex? Well, after breaking up with me, she just ex-cucked me."
When a couple is having sex in the reverse cowgirl position. As the male is about/starting to climax, the female plucks hair from the males sphincter causing him to launch her into low orbit out of pain/ecstasy.
Tina decided to try a Space Ex last night and now It hurts for me to wipe.
porn star, famous plate spinner, mum to 4, famous feet blogger
mum! jay ex em em ay is in my bedroom touching my feet
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.
This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.
Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”
2 “yeah, move on”
3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”
2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”
3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”
1 “huh?”
3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.
Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.