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The combination of an epic fail and a picture which fails epically.
Kevin: Oh, yeah. We moved in last week. We had a new pool put in because the old one was only 50 metres. I'll send you a pic on my phone.
David: Is that your wife? Why does that say 'for Matt'?
Kevin: Uh...
An e-pic fail.
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A video of someone failing that will eventually end up on youtube, and then slowed down to where the act of being hurt is made funnier by having millions watch you eat shit over and over again.
DOOD! Did you see the slo-mo fail of the fat kid getting his nuts ripped off when he tried to jump over the fence using a trampoline!
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-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...
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A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.
Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
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When one person crashes oor runs into another person or thing, it is referred to as an Epic Tron Fail. If you have seen Tron: Legacy you will understand the term much better.
Definitley man, that was like, a epic tron fail right there!
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right there is a chain of chavs at the top, gangstas who are the ones tat were bandanas and jeans and mostly topless or with a tanktop and are usally black and really cool, failed gangstas/chavs the one that made that look brtish(shit)burberry and lonsdale shit,failed chavs(the ones that are racist mother fuckers tht are really annoying)who go around sayin were the best innit you fuckin greebo,failed failed chavs charlie p from rednock
Charlie L(hes kl):hey u failed failed chav
Charlie P(wanker):hey fuck off im gonna cry now and be a faggot
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An idiotic mistake that only a member of the male species is capable of making.
Girl: Does these pants make me look fat?
Boy: Well, uh, they don't make you look skinny.
Girl: You think I'm FAT?
Boy: What? I just said they didn't make you look skinny!
Girl: Ugh, you think I'm fat! I need to go on a diet. *runs away crying*
Boy: But I don't think you're fat...
Girls watching nearby: He should have just told her that the pants didn't make her look fat. What a male fail!
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