Sitting in a fashion that does not allow others to sit next to you; even when there is space. You preferably do this when you are mad at someone.
I didn’t want Andre to sit next to me, so I started sitting fat.
when you wear the same exact color for your top and bottoms
damn look at Drew over there fat camping in all grey today.
The act of saving your snacks to eat late at night while watching youtube, netflix, or something else.
Person 1: Do you know the fat hack?
Person 2: Of course, I do it every night!
Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!
Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure
A pessimistic synonym for Blind Date.
Sorry Mike, I can't catch a movie tonight, I've gotta play Fat Roulette with Erins cousin.
The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids
Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs