Cat Flap

A cats flap

Guy: "Ive lost my keys!"
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"

(Later on)

Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."

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Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

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flap your wings

To flail one's arms and body around in a vain attempt to prevent an object from falling; to english an object.

The older you get the clumsier you get and the more you'll find you'll have to flap your wings.

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Mississippi Mud Flap

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.

Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂

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meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

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brazilian flap jack

jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it

no

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indiana flap jack

its when you grab someone's head and slam it off of your cock several times while one of your friends is filming it in the background laughing their asses off because of the reaction of the guy who just got mouth fucked

Dude, yesterday after school Jonathen indiana flap jacked Bobby!!

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