praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.

I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.

SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.

"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"

wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.

What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.

jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

Church organ

A wind powered instrument that causes cancer

A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.