such win

When something goes so brilliant that all you can do is look from left to right, then up and very quietly whisper to yourself "such win" because you're just that freakin' epic...

Smug smart person: I got a C on the test
You: Thinking *I got an A*

You: Such win

A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.

Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.