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When a man pours hot oil in a girls vagina , has sex, then pulls out and the girl has her period on his dick and sucks it off.
My dick got burned so bad when i got French Fried last night. That shit still hurts.
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Hurts more than getting punched in the balls. Its when u go behind some one grab their balls and pull them backwards and up. "Hurts like a bitch that i did last night"
That night i gave him a french excursion when he was sleeping and laughed my ass off.
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When a man sticks his penis in one end of a baguette and shoves the other end in his partners vagina or anus. When they finish, they remove the now moist bread and share it together while enjoying a nice French champagne or wine.
Woman- Hey babe, can we take a trip to Paris?
Man- nah babe, let’s just try to French vanilla tonight instead
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Licking the unshaven underarm or leg of a woman.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she said that she wanted me to french lick her.
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AKA Peugeot, Citroen, and Renault. Gets the name because during the riots in France, they burned cars like firewood.
Everytime there is a riot in France, the supply of French Firewood dwindled, thus, the price skyrocketed.
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Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
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when you cum on a girl and then dip your balls in the cum then "t-bag" her.
She enjoyed the french vanilla I gave her last night.
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