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When a man pours hot oil in a girls vagina , has sex, then pulls out and the girl has her period on his dick and sucks it off.
My dick got burned so bad when i got French Fried last night. That shit still hurts.
Hurts more than getting punched in the balls. Its when u go behind some one grab their balls and pull them backwards and up. "Hurts like a bitch that i did last night"
That night i gave him a french excursion when he was sleeping and laughed my ass off.
When a man sticks his penis in one end of a baguette and shoves the other end in his partners vagina or anus. When they finish, they remove the now moist bread and share it together while enjoying a nice French champagne or wine.
Woman- Hey babe, can we take a trip to Paris?
Man- nah babe, let’s just try to French vanilla tonight instead
Licking the unshaven underarm or leg of a woman.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she said that she wanted me to french lick her.
AKA Peugeot, Citroen, and Renault. Gets the name because during the riots in France, they burned cars like firewood.
Everytime there is a riot in France, the supply of French Firewood dwindled, thus, the price skyrocketed.
Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
when you cum on a girl and then dip your balls in the cum then "t-bag" her.
She enjoyed the french vanilla I gave her last night.