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dude wtf?
Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?
kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
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This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.
Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!
Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
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When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.
bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.
Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life
Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken
Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man
A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.