His infernal majesty

the best band in the world

need i say more??

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tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

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hi ho moment

The sense of relief at being able to go to work. From hi ho, the song of the Seven Dwarves.

Pete experienced a hi ho moment and was able to escape Sylvia's nagging.

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Oh hi mark

Oh hi mark

Oh hi mark

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Wiki his ass

Employing the use of an online encyclopedia to gather information, usually about a peson.

Person A: Hey, was John Wilkes Booth left-handed?
Person B: I dunno, man-why don't you wiki his ass?

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beats his meat

Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.

This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.

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Getting his Ahab on

Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach

Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.

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