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Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
No, not Paris. Lockport Township Highschool is known as "Home of the Eiffel tower" for various reasons. One being people having sexual interactions in rather awkward positions.
Caleb; I finna head up to LTHS bruhh.
Damian; Why, what the fuck is up there?
Caleb; mah nigga, they got bitches that let you eiffel tower them, ya heard?
Damian; Oh so that's why they call it Home of the eiffel tower.
A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.
Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"
1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).
1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.
2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?
when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected
when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus
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A baseball player that has very well developed gluteal muscles, aka has a big ass which lends to an increase in home run hitting ability ( in a completely heterosexual way).
Cecil Felder has one home run ass, he just smacked that ball 100 yards past the fence.
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means there is sufficient vagina available for cunnilingus at home and that one does not need to procure additional vagina(s) by sexually harassing one's employees.
Ex. Rob Ford "I would never ask X to eat her pussy, I am happily married and have plenty to eat at home"
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