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Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
No, not Paris. Lockport Township Highschool is known as "Home of the Eiffel tower" for various reasons. One being people having sexual interactions in rather awkward positions.
Caleb; I finna head up to LTHS bruhh.
Damian; Why, what the fuck is up there?
Caleb; mah nigga, they got bitches that let you eiffel tower them, ya heard?
Damian; Oh so that's why they call it Home of the eiffel tower.
A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.
Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"
When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.
My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.
A Well Known School Thot who is followed around by her posse who is extremely loud and they stink and they are crazy as hell
Person 1: Oh Boy Here comes a Group home Bitch Looking crazy as hell in the middle of the cafeteria
Person 2: ew she’s coming this way
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when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected
when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus
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A baseball player that has very well developed gluteal muscles, aka has a big ass which lends to an increase in home run hitting ability ( in a completely heterosexual way).
Cecil Felder has one home run ass, he just smacked that ball 100 yards past the fence.
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