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Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
No, not Paris. Lockport Township Highschool is known as "Home of the Eiffel tower" for various reasons. One being people having sexual interactions in rather awkward positions.
Caleb; I finna head up to LTHS bruhh.
Damian; Why, what the fuck is up there?
Caleb; mah nigga, they got bitches that let you eiffel tower them, ya heard?
Damian; Oh so that's why they call it Home of the eiffel tower.
when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.
Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.
1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).
1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.
2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?
A baseball player that has very well developed gluteal muscles, aka has a big ass which lends to an increase in home run hitting ability ( in a completely heterosexual way).
Cecil Felder has one home run ass, he just smacked that ball 100 yards past the fence.
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when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected
when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus
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A Well Known School Thot who is followed around by her posse who is extremely loud and they stink and they are crazy as hell
Person 1: Oh Boy Here comes a Group home Bitch Looking crazy as hell in the middle of the cafeteria
Person 2: ew she’s coming this way
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