When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.
What’s all this steam? Oh it’s jus from my Hot Fudge
A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.
I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
A woman who has a fantastic body, beautiful eyes, lovely forehead, gorgeous hair, and sexy voice, but whose hideous face below the eyes is obscured by her N95, surgical mask, or other form of government-mandated face protection worn during the coronavirus pandemic.
Dude, I met this chick at the market today and she seemed hot as f*ck. But she was wearing a mask, so she could just be corona hot.
Giving your boss at Pita Pit a hand job because he let you play beer pong and smoke weed during your shift.
Damn! Had to give Kevin a hot julia last night - but we got to play strip Jenga in between to go orders. He makes a weird face when he cuuuuums.
verb: to throw a frisbee (or any object) at an unsuspecting bystander as hard as possible while screaming "Hot Frizz!" to give warning hoping they have the reflexes to catch the object
noun: something that came out of nowhere
verb: (throw an object to someone in the viscinity) HOT FRIZZ! Aah OOh!
The act of sticking ur dick in a fire ant hill for 15 seconds before having sex to awaken the senses and increase the feeling
I got this hot date tonight so im probably gonna do a hot Joshua later
A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".