dog-human

A dog that resembles a human, even very slightly, and gives you the creeps.

"Wow, look at that dog-human walking down the street!"

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human suitcase

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

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human centipede

A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.

Beth you wanna try the human centipede?

Ya totaly!

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garbage human

Specifically, this nigger right here: youtube/user/SargonofAkkad100

In general, a person who criticises crazy narratives using logic, facts and contextual video evidence.

"You're a garbage human, Sargon." - St. Anita of Sarkeesian, Vidcon 2017

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humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

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human cow

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.

Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all

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human nugget

A super-nugget (of the backpack variety), dressed in the owners' clothes, that was so life-like that it resembled a sleeping human and scared the smelly stuff out of two hapless fools.

"Sweet mother of all that is good and pure, it's not him...IT'S A HUMAN NUGGET!"

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