Deer Hunting

The best thing in the world which helps you spend time with family

Me: Excited to go up deer hunting

Friend: Hell yeah bitch.

idaho deer hunt

When a man is about to cum but he holds it back then procedes to chase his girl around the room trying to splatter her with the semen.

I went on an Idaho deer hunt last night, I shot the wrong one.

Square Hunting

A rigorouros and depesarte act of scavenging used cigarettes off the floor of the streets. It is mainly done by desperate minors with no connections to buy tobbaco and people from Romania. People who do this activty drag thier friends into doing this while risking the humiliation. It is a very nasty task and you will eventually get gharnarhea in the mouth.

"Andrei stop square hunting"

"Nah dog, I need my toabbaco... WOOF WOOF"

Time Hunting

Drinking, smoking weed, popping thizz, or otherwise getting fucked up and tripping for several hours to several days and losing all sense of time.

Dude I came down off that acid, it was like I was time hunting all night.

Gopher hunting

When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.

I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!

lut hunt

the hunt for luts when you are heavily intoxicated

dude lets go for a lut hunt

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!