Like Battle

Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.

Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.

Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.

(Facebook Status)

Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.

Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.

Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.

Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.

John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.

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Like troll

A low life social media scum bucket that uses moral blackmail in a sick game of collecting likes for their page or site .

Like , share type amen .
Good luck if you do .
A form of low life phishing .

A like troll .

Whilst using Facebook a Like troll posts a picture of a poorly person and writes. ........
God will save them , can I get an amen
God will heal them , can I get a like
Show them you care and share
This is a low life , bum sucking , cock womble who needs a hot soldering iron up the chocolate whoopie shoot

"This guys a right twat ..........he wants likes for a dead baby ! What a wanker!"

This is a Like troll

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like shaming

As the title implies, shaming those for liking something, it doesn't even have to be a fetish at all, that's how fucked up our world is today.

People on chanboards will often do like shaming for even things that aren't cringeworthy at all, baseball cards, old technology, even alternate history will be like-shamed for some reason.

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like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.

- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)

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Like A Bearrrrr

The type of word you use when your with the boys.

Person 1: “So when I got home, she meant me in the bedroom naked and I boned her”

Person 2: “Dude... Like A Bearrrrr!”

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Dumb like that

When a situation or person does something utterly stupid. And the best way to describe that situation or person, is just to say their dumb like that.

My mom left the keys in her car, because she's dumb like that.

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Say it like it is.

Tell it how it is.

I'm not threatening you, I'm just trying to say it like it is.

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