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You blow the horn and people come.
I wish she hadn't blown her Jizz Horn, now I've ruined a good pair of pants!
Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.
Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.
What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.
*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...
*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...
1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed
2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.
The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.