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Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.
Watching Oliver Kelly bat is like watching grass grow, paint dry and snails walk.
The name of Gonzaga legend and NBA player who completely dismantled the Wizards in a game 7 in 2017. 26 pts off the bench is the most off the bench in a playoff game since 1972. He scored 12 of his 26 in a 3 minute stretch in the 4th quarter. Ainge drafted him and passed on Giannis for being more "NBA ready"
There would be no NBA without Kelly Olynyk. Guys like LeBron and Steph Curry are so good because they watched some Gonzaga tape on Kelly and wished they were him.
She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.
Lola and Freya :)
Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore
A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.
From Freya and Lola :)
Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.
great person, kind hearted and not the lil nas x song
hey its kelly montero the great person
Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
Kelly Kantz is a trap queen. Loves her life her way. Is a true friend who sticks up for her trap friends.
Look at Kelly Kantz, she's such a trap queen.