if you know what I mean

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.

-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!

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you know I love ya

a good opportunity to say this phrase would be after cracking a joke about someone that is somewhat insulting, but not taken to the heart.

"aww come on now, you know i love ya!"

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if you know what i mean

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.

"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."

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Fuck If i know yet

It’s when you die because you at to many tide pods after hanging out with the hoes but it’s ok because you are in a game and you just respawn, so to sum this up go fall in a hole and fuck the moon, thank you and good night

The word being defined is fuck if I know yet which mean I’m board

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Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

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Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.

To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!

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i know who killed me

Best movie of 2007. Bad enough to be called genius. The plot is so contrived, the acting so poor, the script so inane, that it holds the prestigious honor of being the best movie of the year. And to top it all off, Lindsay Lohan is the star.

"I saw "I Know Who Killed Me" stoned out of my mind and it was incredible. Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan, but that bitch is fucking hot."

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