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A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.
Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?
A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?
Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians
Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon
Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.
Taco Bell is boner milf af!
Sarah Palin, according to Russel Brand.
"Why not have a political milf turn up on my TV show" Russel Brand
Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her