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Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way
1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍
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The Phrase "pick up that can" comes from the popular game Half-Life 2 In the starting point of the game you will end up at a corridor with a gate, just as your character approaches the gate a "Metro police officer" will appear, As he does he will see a can on a trash can and Knock it over with is stun batton. When he does with he will look at you and say "Pick up that can"
Metro police: Pick up That can
You: fuck
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if you are able to get the middle of the can tab fully in tact then if you give it to someone you can cash it out for a kiss
hey *hands middle of a can tab* gotta give me a kiss now
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A drink mixed directly into a soft drink can. For example, if you're making a rum and coke or a jack and coke, drink some of the coke, then pour the liquor directly into the can. Then, other people think you're just having a soda. Ideal for situations where you'd need to camouflage your drinking.
Dude, I'm going to this party and EVERYONE there is against drinking, so there won't be any booze. It's cool though, 'cause i'm bringing my flask and I'll be coke can cocktailing the whole time!
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A metal can thats is 1 inch long and 3 inches in diamter that contain tuna fish.
That guy is hung like a can of tuna fish.
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phrase: to get behind a plan in an agreeable manner, to support an idea or plan positively that's been offered or suggested to a person as a possibility.
Dude, after the game, let's go to Clancy's Irish Pub and have a few pints.
OK. I can dance to that.
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Phrase used when somebody has epically won or has been given internetz
originated when a user on funnyjunk.com left the word "feel" out of the sentence "I can feel the power returning already"
John-That was awesome dude, you receive 10 internetz!
Mike-I CAN THE POWER
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