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Someone who is slow. not quick at understanding things. Like when u bake some cookies theres always one u got to put back to continue to let it cook.
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Passing the job down to the next person and taking full credit for its outcome.
An urban way of delegation
Work email comes to you... Immediately forward to a colleague and request action to be complete...
'you have just been cookie cut'
Cookie cutters dream
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The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked
I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.
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An effete type, given to dainty entertainments; a diplomat, pejoratively.
I went to the cocktail party; nothing but cookie-pushers talking about the Norman Mailer
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A fortune cookie is a crisp Asian cookie usually made from flour, sugar, vanilla, and oil with a "fortune" wrapped inside. A "fortune" is a piece of paper with words of faux wisdom or a vague prophecy. In the United States and Canada (although also available in other parts of the Western world), it is usually served with Chinese food in Chinese restaurants as a dessert. The message inside may also include a list of lucky numbers (used by some as lottery numbers) and a Chinese phrase with translation. The exact provenance of fortune cookies is unclear, but various immigrant groups in California claim to have popularized them in the early 20th century, basing their recipe on a traditional Japanese cracker. The cookies are mostly unknown in mainland China or Taiwan.
*Definition taken from Wikipedia
Today my mom bought a packet of fortune cookies home and as per usual my cousin devoured the first 15. There were only a few remaining so i figured I should take at least one before the cookie box's time was up. I picked one out of the carton, cracked it and the white slip read "Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance". Enlightening. And tasty of course. Very tasty. Food for the body and food for the soul.
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adjective - Describing a vocal style common in heavy modern rock bands, where the singer employs a low, throaty voice that is reminiscent of the well-known muppet character.
noun - a singer/vocalist who employs this vocal technique.
Man, I hate all of those cookie-monster bands.
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A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.
We gave Adam a cookie crisp.
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