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your mum

Surely refers to the fact your mum is easy, or suggest that the person saying it has indeed slept with your mum

Person 1 "Shut up, your such an idiot"
Person 2 "your mum"

by jenm December 4, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


your right

The sarcastic way to let the people that are communicating with you know that they are wrong, very wrong. The only comeback to this response would be "I'm wrong." clarifying that the person declaring "your right" is wrong.

Justin: Dude, I was a beast at Halo2!!!

Chris:Your right.

Justin:I'm wrong!

Chris:Fine lets go get a copy and play right now!

Justin:I can't right now because I must go and count leaves....outside..... right now, sorry I have to go.

by FIASH December 13, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mum pegs your dad

1: The phrase used to inform an individual that ones mother partakes in the act of penetrating ones father, usually in the rectal cavity, typically using an artificial, attachable phallic object, commonly referred to as a "strap on" see: pegging

2: A typical friendly response used in online gaming, particularly the hit fps moba by blizzard known as "Overwatch" to express ones disagreement against other players, can be accentuated with the term "cunt" used directly after the phrase.

3: A phrase used to politely end an unwanted conversation with another individual.

Example 1:

Nick: Hey Jim how you going.
Jim: Did you know your mum pegs your dad?
Nick: What do you meaaaaaaan?

Example 2:

Frez: Hey man your not doing anything on widow can you please switch?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad you stupid cunt, shut up.
Frez: Now this is overwatch

Example 3:

Etho: Hey Jim , how you doin?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad cunt, don't talk to me

by Single Muslim June 11, 2020


your mom

The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.

Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.

by Trollkicker December 23, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Put your balls in your pocket

1. To grow a pair and do what you have to do. Usually used when someone doesn't want to do something for fear of rejection, being let down or pure nervousness.

2. To force yourself to do something even if it means that it may lead to possible failure.

Jon: I wish I could talk to her...but she's way out of my league man.

Kyle: ...Dude...put your balls in your pocket and just do it!...You're pissin me off...



Courtney: So, did you talk to David today?

Nikki: Yeah. I almost bailed twice...but I realized that I had to put my balls in my pocket and just do it.

by Yay! Pseudonym! July 11, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


your marsupial

logical burn after your burn partner says your quadraped

X:You're fat
Y:Your mom is fat
X:Your llama is fat
Y:Your quadraped is fat
X:Your marsupial is fat
Z:BURN!!!!

by Anna Kathleen December 24, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your mum

The best comback in the world!...'your mum'

"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"

"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"

by the village people June 18, 2006

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