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A big town is southern Rhode Island whereit is divided between Rich preps, Emos, and gangsters. The rich preppy kids tend to be stuck up ass holes who hate lower class people and think that there the shit because of there parents money. The emos tend to be lesbian who like to hide under the stairs at school and finger eachother and like to have short hair. Then the “gangsters” tend to hate the rich kids because they are racist ass holeswho only care about themselves and everyone loves to vape especially in the bathroom and the high school.
North Kingstown is a divided town where each group hates eachother
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A town on the north shore with pretty much all rich white kids. U know ur from north shore if...
1) u do drugs
2) you have a jansport backpack
3) you think failing is cool, cause it is
4) you know at least 3 michaels
5) you have sent nudes once in ur life whether u admit it or not
6) u go to sports events not to see the sport but just to watch it
7) u eat at pezzi pizza
8) when u live by E3
9) when they mistake a pressure cooker for a bomb
10) when ur always on the news cause ur just that awful of a school
11) when u find racial slurs in the boys room and go on a man hunt for whoever it is
12. When u get in a cat fight over a jersey number
13. When ur not allowed at ur locker during lunch
14. Ur a whore
15. U go to sports events just to see the boys from the other schools
Everyone at north shore has an iphone... except jack Alletto
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Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.
"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.
"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."
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1. A sexual act inspired by the New North End of Burlington, VT that involves giving your partner an Old North Ender (fucking her doggy style while giving her a swirly), except that you pull her head out of the toilet and slam it with the lid.
I broke the toilet seat while giving her a New North Ender last night.
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The greatest rugby league team in the nrl. and speaking of nrl its better then the gay sport known as AFL.
but getting back on the subject of cowboys, thye are the greatest team and will become the 2009 premiers.
The north queensland cowboys are the best
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When a woman jerks a man until near ejactulation, then the man pins down the woman and shoves his dick up one nostril and ejactulats causing the cum to run out the other nostril.
"Hey dude I just saw Jimmy Dean give Betty Crooker the North Korean Nettypot! It was soooo hot!"
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A school full of only smart twats who run to the train to get home for finishing all their homework before their parents come home and beat them. They come in swarms at the bus stop or train station. 99% are asian and the other 1% are a new breed of weird.
"should i pay a north sydney boys kid to do my maths homework"
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