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A condition caused by lack the of travel, relocation or experience outside of Oneida County. This condition causes someone to seem like a “Perfect 10” on the scale of attraction, but in reality is closer to a 5-6 in the real world.
Friend: Man she is hot, she’s a perfect 10.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.
A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.
I gave jane a hot carlos last night.
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Having intercourse with a female who has already been involved in the act, and who is therefore already “prepared” in terms of lubrication.
It’s your turn Steve, you’re hot starting on her so no need for foreplay.
The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.
Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.
To take a dump. Deficate. Office slang in honor of a coworker who is know for making his "daily deposit" at work.
example: I had to go make a hot rodger.
Defecating on a glass table while a man named Hans observes from below. Also must be performed within the borders of Germany.
You haven't lived till you've received a hot Hans. It's the best!
A hot seeper is a really hot fart that comes out of the bum hole, usually following a microwavable dinner. Hot Seepers have the highest concentration of sulfur which promotes ridiculous reekage, and sometimes leaves brown fartstink-remnants in the underwears.
Oh man I was sitting at my cubicle after I polished off some instant spaghetti bolognaise and let a reeking hot seeper go under my desk. I definitely should have worn the black undies today.