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1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.
A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.
Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?
Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.
Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?
Steve: ...
Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.