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The day that never had an Urban Dictionary entry of the day.
Hipster 1:Those Urban Dictionary guys are so lazy! They didn't even put an entry in the front page on November 21!
Hipster 2:I agree! They suck now!
Normal guy: Who cares?
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When you make fun of your friend with the biggest forehead.
Hey it’s November 2
Your forehead is larger than the Great Wall of china
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November Juliet in connotative terms, means coffee. It is derived from the military phonetic alphabet for N&J. N, Novemeber=Nigger. J, Juliet=Juice. Nigger Juice is slang for coffee in the Marine Corps.
"Hitman actual needs something to get him through the day. Do you think that darkee over there is capable of making a decent pot of November Juliet?"
"In the opinion of the Marine, drinking anything made by a darkee is asking for trouble. I would try to find a Starbucks or something else."
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Sarah:ima spam Tom nudes to make his day since it’s november 6th
Tom: you made my day
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November 12 is Natiional Doing Your Mom Day. Every November 12 you're doing someones mom or someone is doing your mom.
Person 1: oh shit its November 12 its Doing Your Mom Day!
Person 2: Yeah your mom reminded me.
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To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.
This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.
Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.
Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!
Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.
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Its November 19 the best mofo person was born on this day and you can't say shiii they the best and wish them a happy bday
"Hey did you know its her bday today on November 19 which is today
" yeah did you tell her happy bday"
"No I'm going to byeeee "
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