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I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.

by Nab004 July 16, 2021


do it NOW!

Taken from a monologue from the streamer LowTierGod, who is telling some of his viewers that they are useless and they should kill themselves. This phrase is often combined with emojis and imagery of heavy storm and lightning. It holds the same usage as "Kill yourself".

Furries, do it NOW!
You should kill yourself, NOW!

by V_ll7 April 30, 2023


Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020


and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 18, 2023


T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!

by Radaremedyroo March 31, 2019


the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.

"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009


Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 6, 2021