crude oil

I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy

I can't stop drinking crude oil

Oil Sandwich

Sandwich with Oil it is very epic to eat for breakfeast and very healthy similar to semen sandwiches and cement sandwiches (epic)

Oh I liked eating my oil sandwich this morning !

Cock Oil

A Euphemism for for semen. Cock oil refers to the medicinal use of Semen

"I have a sore throat", "You know what fixes that don't you"..... "A Batch of Cock Oil"

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.

Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”

crewed oil

"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.

Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".

shmubel oil

Schmubel oil is a type of natural oil derived from the seeds of the shmubel tree, which is native to India. It is used in traditional Ayurvedic medicine for its anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties. It is also used as a massage oil.

I like to use shmubel oil in my stir-fry dishes for a unique flavor.