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When your pissed off a group of scared hopeless people. They are clearly weak compared to you so must establish your dominece at that very moment. The most effective way ever known is the " Your god's right here "
Crazy villain: " you dumb fools, can't you see........ Your God's right here "
friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.
oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck
insert your name here is hot lol i want to fuck 'em
the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!
When someone says something so dumb, the entire conversation is killed and you need to move on immediately.
It is the talking equivalent of aggressively holding down the off button on your computer to just shut it down, without regard for open documents or what you were doing.
*At a Denny's*
Milo: Is your coffee fair trade and organically sourced.
Server: Ok, We're Done Here.
when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong
oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting
ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.
(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon