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Oral sex from a girl who has had too many beers, and is drunk off her ass. If she has had way too many beers, or is just not able to control herself, she will puke foam all over the place.
" Yo I thought it was gonna be a great night, but all I got was beer head. Shit was disgusting. Then she spewed. Gross"
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A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.
Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.
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Knowing that you should be headed home, but stay for just one more...
Bill said he was leaving at midnight, but due to heavy beer pressure, he ended up closing the bar and pissing off his wife.
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A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking.
When did you had your first beer?
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The act of pouring a small (you dont wanna waste) quantity of beer into the palm of your hand and then slapping someone. The beer makes a good sound and also leaves the person with a beer smell on them all night.
After he insulted me I gave him a beer slap.
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what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.
Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?
Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...
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After a night of drinking, your farts smell more powerful than usual.
Hey man did you just fart? Cause it smells like a sewer.
Yeah sorry bro I have beer butt.
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