The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.
Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".
A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.
You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!
(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.
While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness
“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”
Or
“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or
“Let’s get us some table knockers”
To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.
They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061
Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.
Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"
Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.
Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"