Sweaty balls

A commonly misheard lyric from the popular Panic! At the Disco song "L.A. Devotee"

"Sweaty balls under desert skies"

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tripping balls

being srongly under the affects of LSD or psychedelic mushrooms. this is a superlative of tripping, and a contraction of the phrase "tripping one's balls off". unless someone is new to the drug, or very sensitive to it, at least 5 or 6 hits are necessary to trip balls.

The most beautiful and perfect experiences of my life all happened when I was trippin' balls.

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cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves

She wants my cock and balls

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ball palmer

What a female feminist calls another female who agrees with men

That bitch is a real ball palmer

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Sketch Ball

A sketchy, weird, or suspicious person.

Dude, see that guy standing there, staring at the cheerleaders? He's such a sketch ball

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Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

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Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

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