the opposite of youtube shorts
Person 1: Yo wanna watch YouTube Pants?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.
Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?
When a guy doesn't actually wear his pants but instead holds up the pants to cover his private parts.
Look, that guy is wearing shadow pants!
Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.
If you go around pouting your a pouty pants
Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.
When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.
Jamal: hey Tyrone
Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)
Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.
Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.