When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!
Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.
Pants you wear when you skin and eat young children.
“Lucas has his poopy pants on today, watch out.”
1. A strip of leather or other material worn, typically round the waist, to support or hold in clothes or to carry weapons.
2. A rope that keeps your pants up.
“I was trying to adjust my britches and my pants rope got caught on my pinkie finger.”
a person with too much swag
a swag overload
candice was being a swaggy pants wearing her bluefit at your moms house.
A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.
When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.
Andrew Lindenberger
Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.