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No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021


Tit Pants

A Bra or Brassiere

Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.

by Joel B1 December 11, 2011


Poopy Pants

Pants you wear when you skin and eat young children.

Lucas has his poopy pants on today, watch out.”

by Nuclear Fart 24 August 18, 2020


Pants Rope

1. A strip of leather or other material worn, typically round the waist, to support or hold in clothes or to carry weapons.

2. A rope that keeps your pants up.

“I was trying to adjust my britches and my pants rope got caught on my pinkie finger.”

by PatLinky February 19, 2018


swaggy pants

a person with too much swag
a swag overload

candice was being a swaggy pants wearing her bluefit at your moms house.

by bluemarz August 16, 2021


computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.

When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.

by felixh September 30, 2016


Falsey pants

Andrew Lindenberger

Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.

by Ebony Adara June 17, 2013