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getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food
guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate
guy 2: what a dick
an interest on neopets. possibly connected to captain scarblade.
im interested in wussy pirates.
A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.
"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."
A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.
Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.
He didn’t shower first?
Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.
A Pirate that has not been on the ocean yet
The Unsalted Pirate is looking forward to going on the ocean.
Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.
Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.
An elbow condition were an exposed gap is visible between the bicep and the elbow joint. More specifically, between the end of the humerus at the capitulum and the radial head. This condition has no medical diagnosis but is commonly seen in hockey players and males in with poor bicep curl form.
Danny’s pirate elbows are the key to his wicked hard wrister.