Poni is literally a perfect human being. He can be a perfect boyfriend or a friend indeed.
People like to be around a poni.
Wow she’s so lucky to have poni
THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE
MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES
Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
I just went to see the horses, and now I’ve got pony bug!
My little pony mane applejack rainbow is 3
My little pony mane applejack rainbow dash twilight sparkle pinkie pie 3⃣ is is professional professional
A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?
A technique used in the game PUBG (Player Unknown's BattleGround) in which a chauffeur will take a car and drive around enemies to draw attention and allow his teammates to shoot at the targets. The survival rate of those doing this technique is unusually high, which is strange.
Yesterday night, Lpeace went around and executed the perfect flying pony technique!
Someone who's good for sexual intercourse
That individual is a definite slam pony