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The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.
Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.
a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.
"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"
To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver
(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting
The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.
The Act of Finding Driving Wrecklessly around a town, in order to find Wandering Poon, than once in the truck poon is humped than dumped on the next stop.
Bob- Would you like to go Poon Bashing?
Jim- No thank you my amigo, your transvestite friend Candi tried to make me his-rs bitch last time i went with you.
A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.