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Aka lop
When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.
Kayla: three of my friends got pregnant today because of reasons.
Michael: your school be lop so much.
Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.
Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.
That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.
This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet
Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl
slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.
Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.
The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
Discussing the latest poop functions.
Friend: Where were you last night?
Me: Sorry It was a heated Poop debate with the boys
A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops