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pounding your nuggets

Jacking you penis off

Can I see you pounding your nuggets please

by Bhkgujyfog June 23, 2014


You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022


Personality pounds

It's a play on getting fat that looks don't matter. And the only thing going for you is your personality (because you are fat)
1. Refers to gaining weight (fat)

2. Refers to a person that it is not particularly pleasing to look at physically, and the only thing going for them is personality.

Jim: "I am a fat fuck lately, put on 10kgs of personality pounds".

Maria" He has let himself go, in the personality pounds category"

by FattyMcFuckhead2021 November 8, 2021


Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018

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Pounding the hot pot

'Pounding the hot pot' - A term given to a frustrated male that no longer has the capacity to control ones sexual compulsions. A process whereby all rationale and prior human decency are replaced by primordial carnal insanity. This is resolved via the acquisition of inanimate objects which are exploited for one or more forms of copulatory exertions.

As far as i know Jim had never been with a girl before. Some say it was because he was shy, but the truth was that he was absolutely hideous. This saw him 'pounding the hot pot' on a sickeningly frequent basis.

by cardboardboxer August 24, 2019


foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.

Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.

by QuacksO November 4, 2018


Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis May 29, 2018