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People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.
Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.
Another word for Branson,Missouri.
"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"
The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard
When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
AKA, the homeAID
Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.
A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.
I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.