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A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.
I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.
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Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.
John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?
Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.
John: What? Why?
Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.
John: Oh.
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To be extremely unpredictable while intoxicated. A person in this state will do actions they won't while sober such as, jump off or into things, bite others, break objects. Also while talking/yelling you may understand the words but their sentences will not make sense and seem completely random.
But overall you still have fun either being a Raging Retard or your friend is acting like one.
Kevin; "Man, did you see Jay last night, he broke a mirror in the bar, bit Dan's girlfriend, and was giving bums on the streets hugs and cigarettes"
Dave: "Yeah, he was a real raging retard after those 6 shots of Jager."
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Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.
Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.
The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.
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1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.
1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master
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retarded barbies are a fast growing social group of people found all over the uk. mainly retarded barbies also known as R.B´s are aged 16-19 and most commonly found in learning establishments such as schools and colleges, however R.Bs lack in intelligence and therefore use these buildings as a rest station between drinking days, to sober up.
generosity knows no bounds with these people, sharing everything from clothes to boyfriends.
you can recognise R.B´s easily by there fashion dress, they try to keep up with the latest fashions while tryin to customise it themselves which doesnt work making them fashion victims that look like gypsys.
although its a rareity, R.B´s do work,but its generally at a hotel doing "bar/waitressing work" but mostly they use D.A.D.D.Y as a personal banking service.
but all in all we salute you R.B´S, things wouldnt be the same without you
most of the female population of manchester that arent chavs!
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A person who looks over Retards
"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*
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