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Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
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The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out
Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda
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The state of being so hungry that you lose all interest in eating. This state usually occurs when a person first wakes up. The point where you are starving, but the thought of food makes you cringe.
Tom - "Hey Nicole it's time to get up and eat your breakfast."
Nicole - "No, I'm not hungry."
Tom - "You gotta eat something, you just had chips and dip for dinner last night."
Nicole - "Go away, I've got reverse hunger, give me five more minutes."
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A sexual position similar to doggy style but where the person on the bottom has to do all the work.
"I thought I could take a break and just do doggy style but he reverse onused me".
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The complete opposite of a regular houdini, except you do the deed on the girls back and when she turns around you spit in her face.
Dude, mid way through sex with my girl friend last night, I decided to try and pull a reverse houdini, and IT WORKED!!!!
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The sexual act in which a male "tucks" his genitals between his legs, bends over, and proceeds to receive oral sex from his partner.
How was your night?
Not bad, I got a reverse layup from tonya
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Simply put, an east-asian individual, who shows obsession over western culture, similarly to a weeaboo. They'll usually use english loanwords in daily conversations, which gives other the impression that they don't know their own language that well.
Reverse Weeaboos are mostly found as, well assimilated asians who identify themselves as the nation (western) their born in.
A: "I think that I'll move to America in the future"
B: "Jaha... varför det? Och varför snackar du engelska med den där löjlig brytningen?" (ok... why's that? and why do speak english with that ridiculous accent)
A: "Because I'm a Texan!"
B: "Vafan är det du pratar om? Du bor i Sverige" (Wtf are you rambling about? you're living in Sweden)
A: "Yes, for now... but I'll be an American in no time, when I eventually move there"
B: "Du är ta mig fan skum... din jäkla Reverse Weeaboo" (you're fucking weird, you damn Reverse Weeaboo)
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