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The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.
Colourful detritus left in the sink strainer after the washing the dishes.
"Dude, that chilli con carne sink salad is super bling, yo!"
A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)
“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄
continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings
Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."
Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.
What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.
Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.
While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.
There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.