When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.
Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that
To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).
Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.
first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.
it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.
I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day
It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad
Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.
Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.
continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings
Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."