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When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy
Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious
Someone who steals guys from another girl
A Dong Killstealer
I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!
What a Sausage Thief!
When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up
Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night
Another alternative for the word gay. A man who just loves cock
Fuck off you little sausage tickler
A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.
"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.
"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."
Definition:
(1) women’s lips once filled with Botox
(2) Women’s lips whom a addicted to Botox
(3) Women who love to roll their lips while pouting and taking a selfie.
(1) that bitch has some big ass sausage lips. Must be kissing to many rectums.
(2) those lips are so big, looks like she has sausage lips