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A reminder on how slow and incompetent tha City of New York and tha MTA is when it comes to building long-term public works projects. Fiorello LaGuardia and Robert Moses were responsible for tearing down tha 3rd and 2nd Aves. elevated lines and fucking over tha Lexington Ave. subway commuters in tha progress with third world style crowding, while promising them a Second Avenue Subway. Construction began in tha early 70's, but tha City got fucked with a fiscal crisis and only unbuilt portions is what remains of tha Second Avenue Subway today.
Tha Second Avenue Subway will be constructed at tha end of 2004. Too little, too late.
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A man who finishes in bed in 15-20 seconds.
-Him "This has never happened before! I swear."
-Her "BS. You're nothing but a 15-second man."
-Him "I'm sorry!"
-Her "All my friends will laugh at you after I spamtext them."
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Amy and I are second degree friends. I am friends with Tom who is friends with Amy.
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A girl who is always jumps on trends late. She thinks it's cool just as it's getting old and overused.
Person 1: Is she STILL wearing that hat? Everyone else has already moved on.
Person 2: Yeah, she seems to think it's a new trend, she won't stop harping on about it. She's such a second hand girl.
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5SOS (5sauce) are an Australian pop rock/pop punk band. Founded in 2011, it consists of members Luke Hemmings, born July 16th, 1996 (lead vocals/guitar) Calum Hood, born January 25th, 1996 (vocals/bass guitar) Michael Clifford, born November 20th, 1995 (lead guitar/vocals) and Ashton Irwin, born July 7th, 1994 (drummer/vocals). Commenly called a boy band although not one under any form of dictionary. (According to the Oxford dictionary, a boy band is a /vocal focused/ pop group made up of late teen/early twenties attractive males appealing to a young female audience, 5SOS' appeal was strictly coincidental) They have released one studio album and one live album respectfully named '5 Seconds Of Summer' and 'LiveSOS'. Another studio album is set for release October 23rd, 2015 named 'Sounds Good Feels Good', already number 1 in over 50 countries on pre-orders alone. Their fanbase is a dedicated one called the 5SOS Fam, Fam being short for Family. The band has started a revolution in the music industry named The New Broken Scene, created to make everybody feel like they belong. The bands biggest inspirations are other bands such as Green Day, All Time Low, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, etc.
"Have you heard about the band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"No, are they any good?"
"It really depends on your taste but I find them amazing, you should try listening to them."
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if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.
Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.
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When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!
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